Gisele Bundchen did a photoshoot for V Magazine a couple months back and, for some reason, the behind-the-scene photos are popping up today. And since they feature Gisele in various states of undress, it seems logical to post them.

It’s kind of unfair that the only man in the world other than Tom Brady touching Gisele’s ass is this completely gay guy. You might as well give the finest caviars and wines to a bulimic girl. Yeah sure, she might appreciate it theoretically, but either way, both she and this gay guy are throwing up at the end of the night.

And you know, I’m sure there are a lot of intelligent models out there, but Gisele isn’t one of them. Silly Gisele, those aren’t full pants. Pants are supposed to cover your rear end. Oh, models.