I found this video oddly compelling. To promote National Identity Fraud Prevention Week in the UK, this site did a “test” which involved completely destroying six credit cards in creative ways, including acid, liquid nitrogen, and a shotgun.

But the best way to destroy your credit card? Sliding it down the ass crack of a stripper at a strip club. Because then not only is it infected with disease, you’ll also get beaten up pretty handily and there’s no way you’re getting that card back. But you know what you do get? A real sense of accomplishment for taking another pompous stripper down a peg.