From somewhere in Hollywood…

So either Lindsay Lohan forgot to provide herself some additional separation of her breasts from the rest of society or I’ve developed x-ray vision. I’m hoping it’s the latter, but I’m pretty sure it’s the former.

You know, people treat these Lindsay Lohan boob shots like they’re just another day at the office, but I was raised to treasure every moment like it was my last. Granted, I’m pretty sure my mom wasn’t referring to Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, but how do we know she wasn’t? How do we know?????

[Even more shots here]