Lindsay Lohan rides the subway. Like a savage

Lindsay Lohan and gal pal (I sound like a real gossiper!) Samantha Ronson were in NYC yesterday.

This is what happens in a tough economy guys. Hot chicks shouldn’t be riding the train. They just shouldn’t. The train is for average Joes and ethnic minorities beatboxing. All the attractive women take cabs or magical unicorns who sing pop songs while escorting them to their destination.

I guess she might have been doing it ironically. She probably heard “run to the train” and got on her back all excited with her mouth open then had to be told that the train wasn’t running on her. Oh, the disappointment in her eyes would break your soul.

jj
October 30, 2008
#1

ethnic minorities beatboxing?
you’re an idiot.
Chris
October 30, 2008
#2

Clearly someone hasn’t seen Beat Street. Or gone to Brooklyn in the past month.
Gabrielle
November 3, 2008
#3

Whoever wrote this is an idiot. However, I do think it’s cool she takes the subway. Start a new trend with people, instead of the retarded SUV driving trend, a new public transportation trend. Finally a celebrity realized it makes more sense to take the train instead of stuck in traffic on lower broadway.
BTW. I take that train (E) to work almost every day. LOL. Must have missed her that day.
Chris
November 3, 2008
#4

Only ugly women take the subway = Fact.
Gabrielle = Woman who takes the subway.
Apply the transitive property, Gabrielle.