These are two men. That is a bathtub full of McDonald’s cheeseburgers.

There’s joy, there’s unbridled joy, and then there’s the unflinching and unequivocal joy of being naked with your best friend in a bathtub of processed, affordable meat, bread, and cheese.

Any additional touching of genitals, either by your friend or the delicious burgers, is purely a bonus.

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