From her Halloween party in NYC…

See now this is why celebrities are silly. Yes, that’s an awesome authentic costume, it really looks like a firefighter’s uniform. But there’s no way she can fight fires like that. She’d get burned as soon as she approaches the flames! She knows NOTHING about fire safety. In fact, if a real firefighter dressed like that, they’d probably get a citation for improper wardrobe at work! These celebrities, man. No respect for anything.

She’d also have to be very careful near the flames since her stomach would catch fire pretty quickly. Oh, that’s not a whale blubber corset? Oh.