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McCain-Palin supporters are way smart

There’s a good chance that if you read this site, you consider yourself part of the more intelligent side of America (or, at the very least, consider yourself to be better than most people). Well, here’s proof that you are:

Sure, it’s easy to call these McCain-Palin supporters idiots. It’s easy to call them mouthbreathers and racists and sheltered white people. It’s easy to call them one mere chromosome away from complete mental retardation. It’s easy.

Oh, I didn’t really have any follow-up for that, I just like things that are easy. That’s why your mom and I are such good friends. OH NOT LIKE THAT! I just meant she’s a great conversationalist.

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  • Nick
    October 10, 2008
    #1

    First off let me say that I’m a Republican. Now before you stop reading right there let me say that I’m am embarrassed to have these idiots supporting the McCain/Palin ticket. The problem is that these morons are the people that are going to decide the election. So many people don’t do their research on the candidates and instead listen to the negative ads/speeches given by both parties. I live in Columbus, OH so I’m very sick of all the ads on TV because apparently they’re spending $23,000 an HOUR in Ohio on these stupid ads.

  • jack
    November 2, 2008
    #2

    i’m a republican, too. Agreed that most of those people were morons. I’ve known about Obama for years. I don’t dislike Barry because of skin color or because of his name. Let me be clear….I don’t want him to be my president because I am not in favor of redistribution of wealth or any of his programs that inch us closer to socialism.
    If you don’t agree with these people, just leave ‘em be. They come across like idiots but you come across much worse, because you know better than these fools. Why is it that Liberals have to follow republicans where they gather and make fun of their beliefs??? I don’t generally see republicans doing this. I guess they are busy working, preparing those funds for Obama’s plans…

  • anna
    January 14, 2009
    #3

    Yes, I agree, these people are all idiots, and being from Ohio, it’s depressing. But what I think is more idiotic is that they were comparing these idiots’ having ever heard the name of a presidential candidate to that of a vice-presidential candidate, implying that it means anything.

    I don’t recall the first time I heard about Barack Obama – probably sometime in 2007. And no, I had not heard about Sarah Palin until she was announced as the VP candidate, but that’s comparing apples to oranges. I’d never heard Joe Biden’s name until he was announced, either. I had, however, known of John McCain for at least ten years.

    I also want to say I agree with Nick and jack.

  • aaron
    February 21, 2009
    #4

    Lady, the fact that you’d never heard of Joe Biden before he was announced means that you are in fact one of the uninformed dipshits mentioned earlier. The guy had been a senator for over 3 decades and was very well known as a senate loudmouth, which wasn’t a bad thing and presided over the Clarence Thomas hearings, which he botched. Comparing him to Palin is like comparing apples to to a 5 minute old pile of dog shit. And the reason that DEMOCRATS, not liberals, follow around republican candidates and tape it is because to state any reason in this day and age for being so is HILARIOUS. Since people who actually have a feasible reason for being a republican don’t go to rallies (because they are busy with their multinational corporation) the answer is always so ill informed and ridiculous that nobody has to do anything but ask a question and tape the answer. The fuckheads on FOX can’t even get their shit right, and they’ve got staffs of hundreds writing their shit down for them. And your wealth is getting redistributed now, but in the form of giving it to war contractors and by letting our country be the world’s honey pot, by being the only first-world nation in the world to let corporations milk it as they please under the guise of laissez-faire. This whole recession is a redistribution of your wealth.

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