Now that I’m back to being a Lions fan again, I can start hitting the most important day every year for them.
No, not the first game of the year or even the day you think they might make the playoffs.
Because, let’s be honest, the last time the Lions sniffed the playoffs I was bonging beers in college and nailing college poon left and right.
Ok fine, only one of those statements is true…..
But that’s neither here nor there. Anyways, oh yea, the Lions Super Bowl is draft day and thankfully, people who are much smarter than me and who have much more time put together Mock Drafts pretty much all year long.
Our friends over at NE Patriots Draft believe the Lions will be taking DE Michael Johnson out of Georgia Tech.
I have no idea who Michael Johnson is and I’m not going to pretend. The only Michael Johnson I know is the dude who ran with the gold shoes in the ‘96 Olympics
And truthfully, when Matt Millen was at the helm, would you really have put it past him to draft him and slot him at receiver?
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October 1, 2008
#1
I openly rooting for the Lions to draft an O-Lineman this year. Michael Oher from Ole Miss is a beast and would look awesome missing blocking assignments and underachieving in Honolulu blue.
October 1, 2008
#2
you ever read that book about Oher?
same guy who wrote moneyball
one of the better non-fiction reads
October 1, 2008
#3
Yessir.
It was quite enjoyable, although it pretty much sums up Oher as the black version of Lenny from Of Mice And Men so maybe Detroit isn’t the best place for him to go for structure and guidance.
October 1, 2008
#4
good pt
October 1, 2008
#5
I'm impressed with the Literature reference.
Although, I've always consider Oher as a cross between Charles Darnay in a Tale of Two Cities and the old man from Old Man and the Sea. Throw in the acumen the Wife of Bath, from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, as well as his ability to gyre and gimble in the wabe, (much like the slithy toves from Louis Carrol's "Jabberwockey") and you have yourself one hell of a player. Finally, don't forget that he has the agility of Powdered Toast Man from the Ren & Stimpy cartoons. I can't wait to see him in a Lions uniform.
October 1, 2008
#6
For those that don’t know, Harvey Bars created and produced that Matt Millen video from last week
October 1, 2008
#7
the old man from the old man in the sea