First of all, that’s a freakin great name for somebody’s fantasy basketball team. That is, I guess, for the 100 or so people who play.
Secondly, and feel free to correct me here but aren’t mopeds for 14 year olds. When I was a kid, the only people I knew who rode mopeds were guys who flunked out of junior high and were using it to deal drugs.
I know Monta looks like a little kid but I’m guessing because of the NBA rules he’s probably of age.
Thirdly, and I’m sure this has been said before, Monta, you’re an idiot.
That is all.
p.s. that’s not his moped…if you thought it was, you’re an idiot too
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October 28, 2008
#1
Did you find this on Ebay? Because otherwise I’m stealing a moped from a Chinese food delivery man this weekend, and selling it as Monta Ellis’ Moped on Ebay.
October 28, 2008
#2
Are you saying I should drop Ellis from my terrible fantasy team?
My computer froze up and bumped me out of rounds 2-4. I’m not even sure how I ended up with the guys I did.
Anyone want to trade for Jose Calderone and Chauncey Billups?