Reports are coming out that beloved BOH jailbait Taylor Momsen is in the hospital 
. A statement from her doctor is below.
I am writing this letter at the request of Colette Momsen, mother of Taylor Momsen.
I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days. She has been hospitalized for a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection since Sunday. She has been an excellent patient, and after aggressive antibiotics and medications, she is expected to make a full recovery in the next three to five days.
I would just like to say that, unequivocally, I really hope she is okay. I also would like to just throw out there that the best recipe for a throat problem is coating your throat with a viscous liquid, ideally one with high protein levels. A little Vitamin C if you will.
I’m referring to semen, just for the record. It’s for her health, damn you. Someone has to make a sacrifice here, for the good of Taylor. Unless copious amounts of that is what gave her a throat infection. Which is possible. This girl in my high school once got an eye infection from someone busting a nut in her eye. Bet you didn’t know that was possible. See, you came here for a little distraction and instead you learned a lesson about humanity.
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October 27, 2008
#1
I’m referring to semen, just for the record.
That’s one way to get gonorrhea of the throat, you know.
Actually I’m guessing it’s a variant of MRSA, which can also be acquired sexually now.
October 27, 2008
#2
Warren don’t bring your fancy “medicine” into my house. Taylor Momsen is as clean as the driven snow. Unless you’re talking about me passing either of those things onto her in which case, you may be accurate.
Reminds me of True Blood last night (if anyone watches it) and how Anna Paquin had sex with that vampire while he was covered in dirt. Seems like she’s begging for, at the very least, some sort of vaginal bacteria.
October 28, 2008
#3
Everyone has a “cum-in-the-eye” story from High School. Never happened. This blog sucks.
October 28, 2008
#4
I’m sorry Joe. It takes a very classy gentleman to come to a blog solely for cum stories and be disappointed in what he finds.
The world would be a much better place if your mother took some cum in her eye instead of that wasteland of a uterus she has. This way, we all could have been spared your delightfully worthless presence.
October 28, 2008
#5
Is “cum-in-the-eye” the liberated version of being the apple of someone’s eye?