I know its a bit early but maybe you like to plan ahead. Maybe you don’t want to wait until the last minute to get that costume you want. Maybe you don’t want to end up with a costume you just dont like.
Well friends, I have the perfect costume for you.
The Penis Costume
Nothing says you love Halloween more than being a “Richard”.
And hey, if you think being a “Richard” is a bit sexist, then feel free to go for this other costume we found for you.
The Vagina Costume
H/t: WOI reader Nick
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Funniest thing ive heard since “shut your piss…”