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A priest in Queens was using a confessional to pick up bitches. SUCCESSFULLY.

Laufer says his client, Judith Rodriguez-Lytwyn was vulnerable when she walked into the confessional where [the priest, Father Elvis] Elano allegedly told her, “Your presence struck me like a thunderbolt.”
The two soon starting dating.
“They became intimate, engaging in sex,” says Laufer.
When Fr. Elvis left the building, he’d head to Rodriguez-Lytwyn’s home, where the two carried on a seven-month affair, one that had parishioners stunned.
“I can’t believe it. You know it knocks me for a loop,” said Dan Torpey, one of the church’s parishioners.

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Warren
October 31, 2008
#1

Hey, at least the woman was of age.
Chris
October 31, 2008
#2

And it was a woman. But still. I guess you’re right, better her than 10 year-old me.
Priests should probably be allowed to have sex anyway to allow more non-creeps into the field, but yeah, it’s probably not prudent for them to be trying to bone any woman coming in with horrific confessions. Unless they’re sexy ones.
Warren
October 31, 2008
#3

Unless they’re sexy ones.
Which, the women or the confessions?
Leo
January 22, 2009
#4

i think the woman want somemore that is why she sued him
poor little priest wrong timing.