The 8 best Halloween stickers for the savvy sex offender

Recently, Maryland passed a law saying that all sex offenders must display a sticker, pictured here, that says “No candy at this residence” in order to keep kids away on Halloween night. But what about the sex offenders looking for a little variety? Maybe they should try these stickers on for size.

Warren
October 22, 2008
#1

The first and last ones are the funniest, I think.
Chris
October 22, 2008
#2

I’m partial to the Casper one, primarily because I always found it creepy that Casper was a dead little boy who was totally happy and NO ONE saw anything wrong with that.
Costumes–Kingdom
October 22, 2008
#3

This posting isn’t very funny and you should be ashamed…but if you had any taste you wouldn’t have posted it in the first place.
Chris
October 22, 2008
#4

You’re joking right? You come here and bash what I post, yet you’re linking your shitty costume Web site in the hopes that my awfulness as a human being will lead to your business gains? Scummmmmmy.
spooooky fish
October 23, 2008
#5

yeah, seriously. what did you think you’d find on a link whose title contains “savvy sex offender”?
unless . . . wait, are you needing some sex offender stickers this halloween?
Greg
October 31, 2008
#6

This is hilarious!