Who knew they had cross-dressing in Alabama? This guy, pictured below, got arrested for breaking into a beauty shop to see what he looked like in the mirror.

A man was arrested for burglarizing a beauty shop Wednesday night. Authorities say the suspect disguised himself as a woman, wearing high-heeled shoes and a blonde wig.

Baldwin County Sheriff’s deputies said Frederic M. Koetter, 42, confessed to the crime at Curl and Style beauty shop on County Road 65 and near County Road 26, after he was identified by two witnesses.

Koetter broke into the beauty shop to see himself in the mirror, dressed as a woman, deputies said. As investigators interviewed the owner of the beauty shop, they noticed an odd resemblance- Koetter was dressed like the shop owner, with fake hair and clothes.

Koetter insisted he was not trying to look like the shop owner, but said he did want to sit in her chair and see what he looked like.

Well, when you look that good, can you blame him for wanting to take a glance at himself? Seriously, how did the cops know that it was a guy and not the owner of the shop? His get-up looks so real!

This is truly a creepy human being. If only he’d gone all the way with it and skinned the hairdresser and tucked his penis between his legs while dancing to “Goodbye Horses”. That’s what these criminals today lack: commitment.