So I’m pretty sure John McCain was trying to eat Barack Obama’s brains last night.

I don’t know why people are saying that John McCain doesn’t have all his druthers. Though I’m disappointed in the fact that he hasn’t been entirely candid about what happened to him in Vietnam. Apparently they did experimental drug testing that turned him into a Zombie. Which is cool because we’ve never had one of those and they’re even more rare than black guys!

But just his luck, he’d bite Barack and then we’d have a black zombie Presidential candidate, which is even more of a minority. Poor McCain. All he wants is brains…and tax cuts for the wealthy! Same diff, really.