Reports of “vote flipping” have been spreading around lately and now there’s video to back up the claims that, yes, some touchscreen voting booths are taking votes for Barack Obama and giving it to some other candidate.

So if we wind up electing President Chuck Baldwin in less than a week, you’ll know why. I look forward to his policies being implemented. I’m most excited for the 7th trimester abortions, his solution to the global economic problems which includes prostituting ourselves to the Japanese, his answer to world hunger (cannibalism), and his plan to lessen America’s dependence on foreign oil (convert stem cells into usable fuel). Oh also Chuck Baldwin is going to have sex with all of our mothers in his new Make an Old Lady Feel Good initiative. Nice.