Hot in the same sense that a scalding iron shoved in your anus would be, I presume.

There are some hot chicks that you just don’t get the appeal of and Keira Knightley is that one for me. She’s like a less pretty, less cool, less interesting, less talented Natalie Portman. And just when you think you couldn’t possibly have any more positives thrown her way, then you can see Keira Knightley’s lovely British teeth and how they look like they belong on a recently unearthed sabretooth tiger and kapow, that’s magazine cover quality. So long as the magazine is Things I Wouldn’t Fuck Quarterly. It comes with a free leather football with every year subscription!