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10 REASONS WHY PENN STATE SUCKS

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As a die hard MSU fan, I’m hoping for the rare W in Happy Valley tomorrow. And yes, I’m hoping (not rooting) for a UM win as well.

Because they make poor Seth Rogen look-alikes…

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Because this is far from being hot…

Because not only is this not funny, its stupid…

Really, what’s going on in this picture? Maybe John Amaechi can help us out…

Seriously, he’s their most famous alum…

Their coach can’t walk from here to there without taking a tumble

Because this is just unexplainable and gross…

Because their adult male fans play with dolls…

Because playing dead on a football field is lame…

And finally,

Because the Nittany Lion is one hell of a dumb nickname

  • PistonsNation.com
    November 21, 2008
    #1

    Matt Millen

  • World of Isaac
    November 21, 2008
    #2

    oh my god

    how could I forget that

    this list sucks now

  • No Joshin
    November 22, 2008
    #3

    yeah, that would be the topper

    any chance the Big Ten wins the Rose Bowl anyway? I know USC still needs an OSU (Oregon, not Ohio) loss to make it, but either team could once again make the Big Ten look BCS-ugly.

  • Ryan
    November 22, 2008
    #4

    @ No Joshin

    We absolutely blew OSU’s doors off earlier this year. I think we’ll be ok.

  • Anonymous
    November 28, 2008
    #5

    Wow, what a pathetic list. How badly did the blowout hurt?

  • PSU
    November 9, 2009
    #6

    Looking to come up to East Lansing and kick some MSU tail (Again) Add Franco Harris, Jack Ham, Bobby Engrasm, Shane Conlin, Kerry Collins, Lydell Mitchell, etc. to your list All respected and intelligent alumni…..Oh yeah but you do have Plaxico Burress to contend with

  • PSU
    November 9, 2009
    #7

    Add Franco Harris, Jack Ham, Lydell Mitchell, Bobby Engram, Marco Rivera, kerry Collins, Paul Posluzny, Shane Conlin, etx. to your list….All intelligent and respected guys….Oh yeah but you do have Plaxico Burress as an alumni

  • A. Isaac
    November 9, 2009
    #8

    You should probably add Larry Johnson to the mix of PSU respected alumni….oh, and how many drinks do you think Kerry Collins had while you wrote that?

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