Some company called Sloggi, who apparently sells underwear, held their annual competition for “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World”. I probably don’t need to say any more to get you to watch the video.

The female winner is Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, a 20 year-old form Brazil. And with a name as awful as that, you need to have an amazing ass to balance it out. These competitions are always sort of skewed…we really need to force every woman on Earth into them in order to ensure we have an accurate woman. If I were a chick, I’d be reluctant to flaunt my ass for something named “Sloggi”.

Unfortunately the competition also featured men, so avert your eyes in the photos with the blue undies. Try to aim your masturbation solely to the right side of the screen, like you were beating off onto Two-Face.

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