Did you know that if you are a rich mogul you can just walk around in the ocean and pull chicks’ tops off? Well, you can. Seriously. You don’t believe me? Russell Simmons, please demonstrate…
See?! Now if I can just become a rich, black mogul like Russell I can go around seeing some tit. I need to get started on the black part first, that’ll probably take the longest.
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