It’s awesome dress week here at on 205th magazine. First we had Ashley Greene in a dress that defies the laws of physics or something, now we have Beyonce in a dress that looks like she had to lube her body up with K-Y in order to be able to put it on… very nice…

Did you know that Beyonce is sometimes going to be going by the name Sasha Fierce now? If you did know that, I am not sure what that says about you. Me? I am excluded from ridicule here! And frankly, my opinion of her using a fake name like Sasha Fierce is that unless she plans on doing some porn, she’s better off just going by the name Beyonce Knowles. So I guess that means she better start doing some porn…