It wasn’t so long ago that I was asking the question, “Who the hell is Doutzen Kroes?” Then came some bikini pics and a Victoria’s Secret Photogasm and now I am well versed in all things Doutzen Kroes.
Like for instance, did you know that her ass has been declared a national treasure? It has. By me. I was given those powers by Obama just before he was elected. YES WE CAN!
Disgusting vintage foods 
Annoying Things Women Do 
Are you a douchebag? 
What women are afraid of 
Sexy Female Athletes 
