If you’re like me, you may like one candidate more than the other but mayyyybe don’t want to lose all of your income to give to welfare and the poor (what can I say, I’m a wealthy and powerful man). Well, finally, we have a viable candidate.

I would absolutely cast a vote for adorable puppies. They’d probably shit themselves less than John McCain would and are probably less likely to bite you than Joe Biden. Win/win!

Less slobber than Trig Palin too. Aw.