MMA Fight Girls is a site I need to frequent more often. And not just because I am looking for a girlfriend who can kick my enemies asses, which I am, but also because they alerted me to this photo shoot that former UFC Octagon Girl Amber Nichole Miller did for something called Skeletal Metal.

Maybe I should just open a sexy women’s clothing and jewelry boutique. Then I could get hotties like Amber Nichole to pose for pictures for me. It’d probably be easier than my plan earlier today of moving to Europe and learning the languages of all those weird countries.