Women are always talking about how they love honesty and whatever, so this rejected application from eHarmony just seems unfair.

Even though it’s probably a bit inappropriate, I don’t know that it warrants an application rejection. What if I want a woman who enjoys my edgy sense of humor? Why does every answer have to be about taking the woman on unicorn rides through meadows while I let her pick out my shoes and dance around with elves and shit? What if I want to attract a woman who would appreciate the insertion of my genitals into her genitals? It’s like when Match.com reported my application for listing my interests as “Ether-soaked rags, Drinks with pills coyly slipped in, Movies, and Rectal bleeding”. Yeah, that might not have been “politically correct”, but I just want to find a woman who likes me for me, you know?