Judge me if you must but I found this photo, sent to me from our friends at the hilarious Some Comic Relief, to be utterly compelling.
He looks just like a Ninja Turtle! Which turtle was the one with the nunchuks though…was it Downsyndromatello? Oh that doesn’t matter!
Seriously though, if I had a couple spare chromosomes lying around, I’d absolutely give him one. He does seem pretty happy though. Presumably when he’s not out there kicking ass, taking names, and ruining family portraits. He’s all business then. And drool. Mostly business, partly drool.
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November 5, 2008
#1
Actually, he’s got an extra chromosome already, so your generous offer wouldn’t do him much good.
November 5, 2008
#2
Fuck, I thought Down’s meant one chromosome too few. Well, maybe if we just keep throwing chromosomes onto the pile, eventually it’ll figure itself out. We can only hope.
November 5, 2008
#3
TTTUWWTTLLLEE POWWWAAAAAAA
(translation- turtle power)