Somehow no chick in America (that isn’t in porn) as hot as Katie Price (does she ever go by the name “Jordan” anymore?) has figured out that the way to be successful in anything you put your name on is to get out there and “demonstrate” the product on right there on yourdamnself. And they say America is the land of opportunity… pfft… Oh well, on the bright side, at least 89% of you will love this post.

As a wise man once said (and I paraphrase), she is not only the President of the company, she’s a client!