Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don’t like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a f’ing bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).

It’s kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always entertaining (like that time I dumped the pigs’ blood on that weird C Carrie and then left town…not that she’d have ever gotten me back for it! hi5!), but I really can’t sanction these actions.

Any time a woman with marvelous breasts like Lindsay Lohan is attached or insulted by an inferior creature such as that pixiesh lesbian (not just in haircut, but running style too), we should all be outraged. This ugly ugly woman didn’t just throw powder at Lindsay Lohan, she powdered all of our erections. Powdered them into withered nothings. And for what? So some faggy little mink can frolic around doing exciting mink activities like crapting on its food, eating it, and sleeping? Absurd.