Okay so I just saw this on one of our lovely advertisers (G4TV’s new show Human Wrecking Ball, whose ad you can see below) and thought “Holy shit that’s f’ing cool”. See, I do believe in the crap sponsoring me. Check out this video of the show.

Tell me that isn’t the most badass thing you’ve seen since you saw me f’ing that army of terrorist supermodels into surrender. What can I say, I do what I can for my country, that’s just what a hero does. And what I am. A hero.

Anyway check out their site for more videos (or, if the ad is showing view it there…a man’s gotta eat yo).