We’re all human beings, we all want to be loved by someone. Ideally, that special someone. So let’s take a break from the laughs here to really sit back and enjoy a man and a woman showing what love really is.
Oh young love…isn’t it beautiful?
And look at all of her beautiful sisters…one of these lucky single gals could be yours 
But what would a wedding be without the cake? And for a special occasion for two truly remarkable folks, it’s a really unique cake. A nice, classy, Twinkie cake.
It feeds.
And now we can get on with the magic of the honeymoon. Because what would a wedding be without the sweet sweet nectars of your loved one. Ever stuck your finger into a bowl of cookie dough? Yeah. I imagine it’d be a lot like that, but with much less delightful odors.
Anyway it’s great to see that one of the Boomers from the new video game Left 4 Dead has found true love.
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November 20, 2008
#1
This just goes to show that even the worst pizza place in town gets business.
November 20, 2008
#2
So gays can’t get married, but Klingons can???
November 20, 2008
#3
this is kind of crossing the line
November 20, 2008
#4
Those ROTC officers get all the women LOL
November 20, 2008
#5
Great Boomer reference!
November 20, 2008
#6
Dayum, now that’s a fivehead!
November 20, 2008
#7
They’re so proud! The first person to marry outside the family. The gene pool just got a little deeper. But just a little.
November 20, 2008
#8
Not cool guys, not cool. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Can’t you just be happy that two people found love? You don’t have to make fun of them. And btw I would soooo take that sister on the far left! No joke.
November 20, 2008
#9
I’d love to take a rubber hose to you pricks. You broke the number one rule when making fun of someone else. You weren’t funny.
JH
November 20, 2008
#10
Jac, sometimes you have to just let the pictures speak for themselves.
And Pete, while you saying that you’d take the one of the far left makes me think you’re joking, I think it’s awesome that they’re happy together. Really, everyone deserves to find their special someone. But I also believe that I deserve to laugh at people different from me. Is that so wrong???
November 21, 2008
#11
I tried not to laugh about it, but look at them.. I hope her other sisters could their own partners too.
But seriously, it simply shows that love is not how sexy or beautiful you are, it’s what your heart truly feels.
November 21, 2008
#12
Erm… What? WTF? WTFF? Ah, O.K…..Wait, WHAT?
November 21, 2008
#13
Klingons among us?
November 22, 2008
#14
He married with Stay Puft of ghost-busters.
November 23, 2008
#15
Why make fun of these poor people? This is mean, and the captions aren’t funny at all. If you are going to make fun of someone at least try to be a little clever.
November 23, 2008
#16
Aw, hits too close to home, eh Mike? It’s okay, I understand, the less attractive amongst us need to stick together. Kudos to you sir.
As I said above, sometimes, you can let the pictures speak for themselves. This is one of those times. I just want Sloth from the Goonies to be happy with her husband.
November 23, 2008
#17
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?? Oh man, I feel like I am going to hell for laughing my ass off. But damnit, that is the funniest shiza ever. I think she ate the lower part of his body. And God will be punishing me tonight for this and I will wake up 20 pounds heavier. Good Job, Chris. I blame you!
November 24, 2008
#18
Sorry Jenn. So long as the 20 pounds don’t go straight to your forehead like this monstrosity, I think you’ll be okay. And even then, you’ll probably have to gain another metric ton to catch up.
PS Thanks for finally commenting
November 24, 2008
#19
damn she is hot, sucks she is off the market now.
November 24, 2008
#20
I wonder what you cruel B*Stards look like.
November 25, 2008
#21
Wow. I really cannot express how disappointed I am in humanity right now. This is someone’s life, for pete’s sake. Find some other way to entertain yourself.
November 25, 2008
#22
Wow…he’s just fugly and she’s a shaved down Sasquatch. Those of you who are saying we should all feel happy for them…get a life… I fear for humanity. I ain’t pretty but god damned…. god damned!!!!
November 26, 2008
#23
Damn, I haven’t had a delicious twinkie in forEVER. Now I remember why.
November 27, 2008
#24
and you know what? Jabba had a huge smile on his face when we signed up the check to cover the costs of the party! “A happy daugher have no price!”, said the Hutt.
November 28, 2008
#25
o hai ther /b/tards… nice couple btw
November 29, 2008
#26
My question is still if these two are man and wive and not man and man???
December 9, 2008
#27
dude… what the fu@# …. In the “honeymoon” pic she looks like Randy from the show “My name is Earl.
December 9, 2008
#28
LMAO, … With that kinda woman he could actually survive war,
What to do when you become a POW
1. Show the terrorists a picture of your wife, in an attempt to make them feel sorry for you.
2. Escape when they break down into laughter.
3. Pretend your missing penis was shot off during the capture (not swallowed because jabba thought it was leftover cake from the wedding.)
I could laugh at them and be happy for them at the same time, and honesly i am happy for her, very happy infact, because where would she be now if the gforce didnt make him go blind, ALONE AND UNHAPPY thats where. MMM MMM MMM smoking sisters i do say you can keep the one all the way to the left ill take the small one. She would make a good meal to feed a family of fifteen.
December 14, 2008
#29
This post is stupid, its not cool mocking other people like this. Just not cool. Get a life.
December 23, 2008
#30
Those pictures are photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels and because I’ve seen quite a few ’shoops in my life.
December 23, 2008
#31
I can only hope the people in the pics never find out about what you’ve done; it would be just too cruel. I don’t know what to tell you, I just can imagine what kind of person could do such a stupid harmful thing. You must be really unhappy.
You just don’t deserve to be respected.
December 23, 2008
#32
Boni,
I hope they see the post but only if, immediately after, they see a picture of you. That’d help to sufficiently build back their respective self esteems, I believe.
Regards,
Chris
December 24, 2008
#33
I find this post to be disturbingly cruel. Two thumbs down people.
December 25, 2008
#34
Your blog fails in every way. Poking fun at people who are different to you on the basis of their appearance, your feeble and cringe-inducing captions (sorry, but they are so not funny, witty or amusing) , or your personal vindictive responses to anyone who disagrees with you.
Perhaps you should try another form of narcissism other than blogging, and spare us all accidentally coming across your pages again.
December 25, 2008
#35
Fails more than being a trolling Web site commenter on Christmas day? And thinking that your opinions will be considered or matter in this forum even though, in your day-to-day life, you’re just a meaningless cog in the world? Yes Kunoichi, clearly I’m the one with the narcissism here. And by coming here and leaving your worthless little words, you’re only encouraging it more. So Merry Christmas!
December 31, 2008
#36
They look nice. And happy.
January 3, 2009
#37
Love conquers all.
January 5, 2009
#38
Oh, let’s PRAY they have kids!
January 5, 2009
#39
In the one where the two are in the car, the wife looks like a dude
January 7, 2009
#40
1. OH MY GOD!!!
2. The guy with the Klingonqhomosexual statement nearly blown my laughter fuse. Kudos!
3. Now srsly… I dated several beauties, nearly married one, glad I didn’t. My wife looks below average, I think (I used to think so before I fell in love, now it’s hard for me to see why) and my conclusion is firm that in the long run, looks don’t matter. In the long run a good wife is the one that’s dependable, witty, funny and a good mother. I will not replace her with any of my constantly-near-nervous-breakdown former GFs.
This guy may have made a very fortunate decision. My blessings to the young couple, and plenty of good luck!
January 14, 2009
#41
What a complete bunch of losers you are. I just hope these people don’t see what you’ve posted. They should be able to live without people like you making cruel jibes. You aren’t funny, you’re 100% stupid. I just hope one day you will realise how mean that was and get your comeuppance.