Comments on: Penis shaped crazy straws are all the rage at Walmart

By: quotes

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Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:00:23 +0000

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Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:21:07 +0000

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By: rabbitspade

rabbitspade — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:21:49 +0000

Is everyone in america this stupid, or is it just the people who complain a lot?

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Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:14:30 +0000

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By: Warren

Warren — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:55:21 +0000

There are several brands of liquid hand soap that look a lot more like the real deal.

As to penises everywhere — hey, man, what you do with my grandmother is your own business.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:02:41 +0000

That's a good point Warren. These straws should probably be filled with caro syrup mixed with powdered sugar and sprayed all over the faces of innocent children.

And yeah, there are penises in everything if you're looking. Ads, drawings, your grandmother…everywhere.

By: Warren

Warren — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:56:01 +0000

"Shoot us an email"? Jeez. (Or is that jizz?)

I suppose one way to one-up the story would be to give the girl milk to drink out of the straws; but it's interesting that these straws have surely been on the shelves for months, if not years, and it's just one person out of millions who noticed any "strangeness" in the shapes.

One imagines she gets all flustered over clouds as well, particularly mammatus formations.