So the Country Music Awards were held sometime in the past few days. I don’t know when because I am nothing but a hardcore rocker, babay! and I don’t watch such things. That being said, as with every stupid awards show, there was a ton of ass in attendance, beginning with one of my faves, the recently single Shania Twain, looking as cleavagey as ever (cleavagey is too a word, spell check!).

Kellie Pickler also made a special appearance in a full outfit of leather, yay! I especially enjoyed the picture of her with her tongue sticking out. So dirty… Reese Witherspoon also finally got dressed up again and was looking rather tasty at the show too. Oh yeah, and Carrie Underwood was there too, all sparkly and showing a hint of sideboob… Jewel was also there… Damn, maybe I should have watched this show.

Here’s some video of the shindig (and the babes) if you’re into that.