So this lady lost her eye. Her logical solution? Turn her into a cyborg by installing a Webcam into her eye. Only she’d be slightly less functional than a cyborg because, you know, she still couldn’t see. You might as well put a big penis on a midget for the same amount of worthwhile usability.

“There have been all sorts of cyborgs in science fiction for a long time, and I’m sort of a sci-fi geek,” Vlach tells the New York Daily News in a story published Monday. “With the advancement of technology, I thought, ‘Why not?’”

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