I’m not entirely sure why, but this may be the funniest video I’ve seen on the Internet in a while. Sure, you may not have thought of Steven Seagal in years…but check out the clip and you’ll have a whole new affinity for him.

The description of the video on YouTube encapsulates it pretty nicely:

Steven Seagal doesn’t run a lot. This is presumably because running everywhere would not be very in-keeping with his established lethargic style. Sure Seagal is a bad Mother-F, trifle with him and he’ll be on you like a flannel, but all credibility goes straight out the window when he is forced to apprehend a trifler (or bad guy). His involuntary circular hand action (when running) is beyond ridiculous. Where some people say he has a “style of his own”, I prefer to say “he runs like a mincing homosexual”. Hopefully this video reflects my point. GO SEAGAL!

That guy is right. The only way Steven Seagal could run with more of a gay lilt would be if he were bleeding from the anus with a guy named Big Jorge running behind him. He runs like he’s trying to limply swat away miniature flies perpetually circling his torso. Not very badass at all, Mr. Seagal.