Honestly, if it weren’t for the fact that Tara Reid nips out at the mere sight of a camera I would have nothing to do with her. But I’m a guy and I am physiologically drawn to a woman with decent breasts that always point out to me, even if they do point in different directions. It’s just the way I am built.

I guess I am not alone in my fascination with the train wreck that is Tara Reid (although I voted against the crowd) because an astonishing 60%+ of you who voted think she is hot despite alarming evidence to the contrary. Like Mars Blackmon said, “It’s gotta be the boobs.” Or something like that…