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THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY BALL STATE DESERVES TO BE IN THE BCS

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In typical Ball State alum David Letterman Fashion, I give you the Top Ten Reasons why Ball State deserves to be in the BCS.

10. Because those kids deserve better than having to be in Muncie, Indiana their whole lives

9. The MAC is a better conference than you think. Ask Illinois, Indiana, Michigan…oh wait, those are just crappy Big Ten Teams

8. Because if you google Ball State with safe search off, this is the second picture that comes up

7. Alum Joyce DeWitt might actually come out of hiding at the game and tell us how much she hates Suzanne Sommers

6. We’d get to see really flexible cheerleaders

5. Because if you don’t, Jason Whitlock will write about racism in the BCS and how hip-hop music is the cause

4. They must have fate on their side because how often does somebody drop a touchdown this easy

3. Screw the BCS, thats why

2. Four words: Boise State versus Oklahoma

1. Maybe, just maybe, the “Boom goes the dynamite” guy comes out of retirement to give us highlights.

h/t: Huge props to NESW Sports for assisting me with this

  • Timmy G, presented by Mark Morrison,
    November 13, 2008
    #1

    Two Michigan schools may have something to say about this.

    As for my sponsor, look it up.

  • World of Isaac
    November 13, 2008
    #2

    Central blew a huge lead last night and was lucky to hold on

  • Timmy G, presented by the BS BCS,
    November 13, 2008
    #3

    Central is still an alright team. So is Western. And, even though your reasoning for Ball State going to a BCS bowl (assuming they win out) is somewhat in jest, both Boise State and Utah (should they win out) deserve to go instead.

  • JRod
    November 13, 2008
    #4

    Hilarious.

    I love the Ron Jeremy pic. There are just too many jokes to make about balls with Ball State (like the Ball U hats). I want to be a Ball State fan just because of that.

    And any post that gets the “Boom Goes the Dynamite” video in there is top notch. Nice work.

  • GMoney
    November 13, 2008
    #5

    As a Miami alum, that Armand Robinson drop was the jump-off point for me. I can’t stand my alma mater’s football program anymore.

  • Anonymous
    November 13, 2008
    #6

    boom goes the dynamite guy is now a sportscaster in waco texas.

  • World of Isaac
    November 13, 2008
    #7

    yeah, i heard

  • Bush
    November 14, 2008
    #8

    Top Two most famous Ball State Alums according to WOI reader Bush:

    1. David Letterman
    2. The first lady of the JTA

  • Anonymous
    November 27, 2008
    #9

    oh my god, it’s like watching a younger version of Les Nesman read the sports news!

  • nocan
    December 5, 2008
    #10

    scared to play BOISE? go grow some balls….

  • Anonymous
    December 6, 2008
    #11

    chirp chirp the bird is dead. ha ha. Where is all the BCS talk now that you lost to a 7-5 team?

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