IDIOCY
1: usually offensive : extreme mental retardation
2: something notably stupid or foolish
Folks, if you’re not familiar with the exploits of Pam Ward, well, you’re missing out. She’s truly one of the greatest play by play announcers of our time.
And by greatest, I mean, I could get a talking monkey and give him a script and they could do a better job.
No wait, that’s mean.
How about if I had a drunken Marv Albert engaging in forcible sodomy, biting a woman while wearing woman’s panties and calling a game all at the same time….
Yea, I’m going with Marv there…
And, if for some reason you need more proof that Pam Ward is borderline retarded, I give you this classic
“A 100 yard touchdown return for the touchdown”
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November 3, 2008
#1
Well, Issac, they were out of timeouts. If they don’t spike it, how else can they stop the clock. I mean, duh.
November 3, 2008
#2
Issac,
as a Buckeye Fan, we get stuck with her all the time too. How is it she gets to do anything other thn dog shows or something? And who ever the dude she is with most of the time sucks monkey balls too
November 4, 2008
#3
Oh please, I was watching the game and it was my first thought as well, corrected a second later in my mind. Jesus, like you never make a mistake in 4 hours at work. Not saying she’s perfect or anything, but she at least knows the game enough to get paid to work ‘em unlike you loser wannabees.
November 4, 2008
#4
No, other anonymous, she’s terrible. If that was her nly mistake, that would be one thing, but it wasn’t. She’s probably better than I would be, but I’m not trying to call a game on the ESPN. They can and should find someone MUCH better, and it’s ridiculous that that haven’t.
November 10, 2008
#5
While the Steelers were in their hurry-up offense yesterday at the end of the game, the CBS play-by-play guy suggested that Ben Roethlisberger spike the ball (apparently not realizing that it was 4th down) to stop the clock.
And no, it wasn’t Pam Ward calling the game.
December 20, 2008
#6
who is this dumb bitch. she must be blowing somebody really good.
December 20, 2008
#7
this bitch is stupid as fuck and dumb as shit. who ever put her sorry ass on tv needs to be cornholed.