I know comic fans hate when something is taken completely out of context but COME ON. Check out the plight of the Green Lantern in this panel.

I think we can all relate to what he’s dealing with here. Just because you’re a guy with a van who likes to collect Pokemon cards and maybe you like to drive laps around certain elementary schools and ask kids for directions for places that don’t exist or wear a wispy mustache and load up on cases and cases of Flintstones Chewable Roofies doesn’t make you a child molester. It makes you prepared. Like a boy scout. A yummy yummy boy scout.