Via Virus Comix comes this little diddy about the various people you see in a bar (you probably have to click through to read all the small text).

And with that we have the official most depressing comic ever. Depressing in terms of content but also depressing because I got cut out of the comic too. I was featured in this brilliant panel where I was rubbing my hands together malevolently after putting a roofie in some girl’s drink, then going on some soliloquy about the fleetingness of man and how I’m going to solve my various existential crises by ejaculating on the breasts of a woman in a comatose state. It really tugged on the heart strings.