Since it is freezing rain and colder than a well-digger’s ass outside (c’mon freezing rain, cancel work!) I thought I’d get into the spirit of the weather by finding some awesome uses of snow by those strange people who like this kind of weather because then they can get out and be “athletic”. Here’s what I found…

Gotta have a dumbass snowboarder losing some teeth, don’t we?

Snowmobiler wipes out and takes out a parked car…

Skier… well, not sure what he was doing here…

Pro ski jumpers can suck too…

Freestyle skier breaks his jaw and loses some teeth…

More snowboarding genius…

Let’s head back to the ski jump hill…

The good news? Big air. The bad news? Horrible landing…

Snowboarding down some concrete steps? Bad idea…

Perhaps the mother of all ski crashes…

I think I will just stay inside by the fire…