Because MSU crapped the bed over the weekend at the Old Spice Classic, I was forced to watch their games online.

That’s because no one has ESPNU. I don’t know a single person who has it. I think its only shown in two places. Las Vegas and prison.

Why prison you ask? Because I swear, at times, prison life seems cool. They lift weights, eat 3 meals a day and hang out with their friends. In fact, if I get a chance, I’m going to ask my ole pal Plax how prison is.

Anyways, as I finally found a place to watch the MSU game online, I was stunned to see Len Elmore’s ugly mug on the TV.

And you know what that ahole said….

“We have a rain delay”

Uh, no Len, the game’s inside and its in Florida for God sakes, what the F are you talking about?

And although Len looks he probably hits the peace pipe more often than he should, he was actually right…

MSU (No. 6 ESPN/USA Today, No. 5 AP) dominated inside to beat Wichita State 65-57 Sunday at the Old Spice Classic , delayed 44 minutes by strong winds that blew heavy rain through a roof vent and onto the court.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all? Next, you’re going to tell me that athletes take guns with them to clubs and shoot themselves in the leg and ruin their lives right?

yea, ok