The U.S Women Soccer team defeated China in an exhibtion at Ford Field yesterday. This means entirely nothing to me as the only time I’ve ever cared about U.S Women’s soccer is when they were taking their clothes off.

And even then, it was only worth like five minutes of my time.

As for the game itself, I’m sure all 10 people there were excited. Ok fine, the attendance was announced at 12,000.

Right.

You know I was at the MSU-UNC game awhile ago and I think they declared it a sellout even though more than half the place was empty.

Anyways, what the hell is going on in this picture. I don’t know much about soccer but is the goalie supposed to close her eyes and look that scared when the ball is coming. And why is that chick doing a mini-crane kick in the back?

Beeyotch, you aint Danny LaRusso and this isn’t the “All Valley Karate tournament”.

Dammit.