Train wreck in remission, Britney Spears, celebrated her 27th birthday the other day and went out for some food or something in New York. Apparently her boobs wanted to go somewhere else as they appear to be trying the exit the dress she wore.

The one thing that was always a constant in Britney’s crazy life has been her tits. They’ve always been right there, proud and strong, and now they are trying to leave her. So sad… (I have no idea what I even type anymore, which is fine because no one reads what I type anyway.)