I saw this on my favorite blog by women Jezebel and if there’s one thing I’m committed to, it’s girls crying. The background is that this unnamed sorority girl made snow angels by using a fire extinguisher in her sorority house. And the vagina=powers-that-be at Alpha Chi were none too pleased.

I have to admire her outside the box thinking. Sure, it’s a fire hazard and sure a fire extinguisher being unleashed isn’t safe and can hurt someone. But f that, snow angels! There’s never a case where indoor snow angels can be wrong.

There’s also never a case where a sorority girl crying can be wrong. I’d venture a guess that I’ve made my fair share of sorority girls cry. “Oh God this was such a mistake!” and “Wait how did I end up here? Oh no!” or “So unclean…so unclean” as she sits fully clothed in a shower..all common things I’ve heard in my many journeys. I’m a real heartbreaker.