From some bullshit party for some bullshit magazine.

See to me, this is the worst part about doing a blog that dabbles in hot chicks. From like fall through winter, they’re all dressed like, normally. And when you’re Audrina Patridge and all you have going for you is a set of luscious breasts and you’re practically dressed like Hillary Clinton, I have no use for you. I’m perfectly fine with women being famous for nothing other than breasts and a willingness to flaunt them for cameras. They could be completely retarded…and I mean drooling, fat tongue retarded…but if they’re showing off the goods and they look sexy doing so, it’s all good. But if they’re not actually flaunting them for cameras, they’re basically violating that social contract we had in place. And if I have to go up to another pseudoceleb and drunkenly yell at her, “WE HAD A DEAL”…well, I’ll probably get in some sort of additional legal trouble. Sigh. It’s not easy standing up for the common man.