As much as I completely and utterly despise Heidi Montag and her dopey “husband” I am forced by the laws of my almighty sexiness to post these pictures of Heidi in a bikini on her “honeymoon” in Mexico.

She is not going to go away, people. At least not for a awhile. When you see her tits in the pages of Playboy, then you’ll know it finally over for her. C’mon, Hef… we need your help… do us right… make her an offer.