This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Jamie Lynn Spears apparently had liposuction somewhere in her third through fifth months of pregnancy because she “just thought she was getting fat”.

Jamie Lynn had just finished her hit Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 when she found the weight piling on. Not realizing she was expecting, she pleaded with her mom, Lynne Spears, to let her get liposuction, says a source.

With a five-month-old daughter at home, Jamie Lynn Spears should be celebrating motherhood. Instead, the former TV star is fearful that controversial plastic surgery she had while pregnant could have caused long-term harm to baby Maddie.

“She didn’t know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure,” a second source reveals.

“Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient.” “Any form of liposuction is dangerous and should not be performed on a pregnant woman,” plastic surgeon Dr. Gary Burton tells Star. “It poses serious health risks to the fetus.”

It goes without saying that Jamie Lynn Spears may not be the brightest girl alive, but reacting to three months without a bloody vagina and some weight gain with “Hmm, must be getting fat” is the dumbest crap ever. It’s like walking outside and then rain starts pouring down so you just assume that it must be construction workers pissing on you everywhere you go. But the doctor is even more retarded not only because he gave a young girl lipo, but because he’s a doctor and he saw a bowling bowl welling up in her stomach and was just like, “DUH I DON’T KNOW NUFFIN BOUT NO BABIEZ.” I know they live in Louisiana and a Louisianan doctor is probably no more than a chimp with a stethoscope and a Swiss army knife, but come on.

I will however commend Jamie Lynn for her completely and utterly lazy solution to gaining like 10 pounds. She’s too busy getting pounded without condoms to do a sit-up or not eat double-fried Chocolate Cheetos. Which is inspirational for teenage girls everywhere, really. With her and Miley Cyrus and the various other whore role models running around, if I had a 12 year-old daughter, I’d be surprised if she weren’t getting involved in gang bangs on her way both to and from the abortion clinic because she can’t gain weight or she’d lose her weekend job as a topless dancer. Kids today…so ambitious with their extracurricular activities!

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