Kristen Bell is relatively attractive

From the opening of some boutique in Beverly Hills.

It’s a rare treat to not have something overtly negative to say about some celebrity girl. She looks good here. She doesn’t really do any absurd things for the attention of gossip rags. She’s the voice of Gossip Girl. Kristen Bell’s pretty awesome all around.

HOWEVER I will say that many women should learn a lot from Kristen Bell. I mean, is it so much to ask that every woman be petite with perky breasts and a tight ass in addition to being rich and famous, but not too famous, and pretty and adorable in a Tinkerbellish way? I think not. You know, actually, maybe that is too much to ask. I guess we could just kill off all non-Kristen Bell women and just replace you all with various cloned versions of her with slight genetic differences. Like black Kristen Bell, athletic Kristen Bell, Latina Kristen Bell (pronounced “Kristeñ Be-y”). Yeah maybe we should stop cloning sheep and wombats and whatever the f and get to work on this Kristen Bell-based utopia!

Anna
December 22, 2008
#1

You are not funny, and nobody cares about your website. I’ve read a few of your entries and never seen more than 5 comments. It looks like it didn’t even work to submit your own entries to stumbleupon. You are just another dumb boring internet misogynist, congratulations on being one in a million.
Chris
December 23, 2008
#2

Actually, that’s patently untrue on every front. This site does quite well on Stumbleupon and by any possible metric of what a popular Web site is and has dozens of comments on our more popular posts (which, who cares anyway, quite frankly). Conversely, you fail at every possible rating system of not being a worthless bore of a cunt whom everyone immediately walks away from at parties. Just get ovarian cancer and die already so the world can, well, go on exactly as it was. After all, not a single person will care when your Web site trolling, unattractive, lonely existence comes to a whimper of an end.
Smooches,
Chris