From the opening of a new Dolce and Gabbana store in Los Angeles.

I <3 Leelee Sobieski. She's tall, she's Russian or some shit, and she has amazing boobs. But then she always dresses like this and it's the same problem I had with Audrina Patridge. Would it kill you to put on some slutty leather number that simultaneously rides up and underexposes your chest?

Please stop dressing like you’re the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Regards,
Chris