I’ve always told myself, “Isaac, if you’re going to stalk someone, stalk an ugly ass 60 year old guy and one of the hottest female athletes around”

Because sometimes opposites attract right? Isn’t that what Paula Abdul was screaming about?

A former Wisconsin football player was charged Monday with threatening athletic director Barry Alvarez, tennis star Maria Sharapova and their families.

You know, after looking at the pictures a bit longer, I can sorta see the similarities. Alvarez’s belly is somewhat like Sharapova’s cleavage right?

Yea, bellies and boobies are just made of fat anyways.

Its all the same.

And I’m sure if given right light, Barry’s behind can be just as seductive as this…

Nah, on second thought, I think he’ll just stick to wet t-shirt contests